My former definition of REAL first class service: Give me a shot that knocks me out as I approach the airport and another one to wake me up after I am checked into my hotel room.
My new definition of REAL first class service: real-time Internet access on the plane so I can check up the flyertalk board IN FLIGHT!
I'm still waiting for either service to come about, THEN I'll consider spending $2000 for a transcontinental ticket.