Gee, what a scary story!

I know how helpless you can feel when government takes an interest in you. My wife was strip searched in Dusseldorf several years ago while I had to sit quietly outside the room. Of course nothing was found and the incident seemed very weird, especially when she told me there was a one-way mirror in the room where they "inspected" her. We eventually got an apology from the bast**ds after complaining to everyone from US Senators to the German Ambassador.

Be happy the FAMs decided not to make you one of the "disappeared".