Originally Posted by fbgdavidson
My favourite snippet is the Mean Aerodynamic Chord!

What is that?
Haven't got a clue!
I think my favourite line is:
"Sorry, unable to name flight crew for security"
At least what I can understand from all of that is that they had a LAM3A arrival.
LAM is short for Lambourne, the more or less compulsory holding pattern north-east of London when flying into Heathrow.