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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: deep within the Eskimo lair
Programs: TubWorld, Bar Alliance, Borratxo Legendarium
Posts: 16,970
my sister works for US customs and has a badge. She once held it up while crossing the street drunk in hopes that it would "shield" her from oncoming traffic. It worked that time ... I'm not sure if it would work as well for you