For $102, I'll sleep on the floor of my office if I'm too drunk to drive home.

It'd have been much cheaper if you'd just done a U of C student...

I think to have a home in Warrenville (or the unincorporated part east of it towards IL 59), 6000 sf is a minimum requirement. Two of my friends have a compound out there - seven bedrooms, five baths, and a basement bigger than my townhouse.