Oh God, don't give them ideas for new sleeper service 'enhancements', Swanhunter!

"New for Q4 - Making Flying Healthy! After consulting leading dieticians and complementary medicine experts, British Airways is pleased to announce our new range of healthy-drinking options for morning arrivals in to London's Heathrow airport. After eating in the lounge before departure and maximising your sleep time in the world's biggest fully-flat business class bed, our responsive and highly-trained cabin crew will be delighted to wake you 30mins before landing for an invigorating, healthy and revitalising urine shake in place of the traditional breakfast offering. Our extensive customer feedback indicates this is not only a more popular but also far healthier choice than the more usual servings such as Ruby Grapefruit or Orange Juice, and forward-thinking British Airways is pleased to replace these items on all* its menus.


*rolling-out across the longhaul fleet from September 2005. Currently available on flights departing JFK, EWR, BOS."



Phil