Have to tell you my Comfort Inn "sex room" story!!! Had to fly to Durham, NC on very short notice - it was the ultimate upgrade trip for a novice like me. I get upgraded to first class b/c of my Y class ticket, the only company available for a car was Alamo (which I never use) but they had to upgrade me to an SUV b/c they were out of cars (I almost killed myself - those things are huge!!), get to the Comfort Inn in Durham at about 11:30 p.m. and they tell me they're overbooked........so they'll have to upgrade me to a suite. A suite in a Comfort Inn? Very oxymoronish - sort of like a republican think-tank - but anyway - I walk into a very nice suite - living room with wet bar and tv and the bedroom has a huge bed with a HUGE mirror covering the entire ceiling!!!!!! The bathroom had a sunken jacuzzi tub surrounded by mirrors on three sides - so unbelievable!!!!!! No one believes me!!!!! Got upgraded to first class again on the way home, used the TWA club in St. Louis and got home to Illinois a very happy camper!!! Too bad I was in N.C. on business and alone!!