Originally Posted by TSAJohn
We can't read your minds.
In order to write an incident report, we have to have your info. We'll ask for your boarding pass and ID and you'll see us writing your info down.
(The true answer is that our metal detectors you walk through have scanners that read the secret chips that were implanted in your head while you were sleeping. That's how you'll all the sudden mysteriously receive a fine in the mail.)
And I thought it was the little strips they put in the currency that allowed you to track us.
Of course, once the INS places RFID tags in our passports you won't need to ask us, you can just read the chip as we pass through the scanners.
<<placing my tin foil hat back on my head>>