COWBOYS LOSE!! JONES OFFERS HEAD COACHING JOB TO CATMAN: Catman, on his way out of TEXAS, has learned that he has the opportunity to Produce a REALLY BIG SHOW, as Head Coach of the Dallas Cowboys in 1999. Catman's agent was not available for comment, but inside sources say the offer is for a 10 year contract at well over $10 million a year, making Catman the highest paid Producer/Coach in the world. It is not known if Catman will accept the offer or hold out for more money. However, Catman is intrigued and fatigued.