LUGGAGE AND HAWAIIAN SHIRT MISSING: The Dallas Police have reported that the luggage and Hawaiian shirt belonging to Catman are missing from their evidence room. They believe a Cat Burgular scaled the wall of the 10 story building and secured the items.
There was a huge party in Dallas on New Years Eve and Police believed it was just a normal type party or the people from Mississippi State getting ready to play Texas in the Cotton Bowl. It was not any of these. It turned out to be Catman's birthday bash with several hundred guests, mostly happy, but a few soreheads showed up to have a free drink.
The Birthday Bash included the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, Willie Nelson, and Lyle Lovett. All personal friends of Catman.
Catman will be leaving to return to NJ tomorrow with much more respect for the free State of Texas. In fact, Catman was quoted as saying, "I could live here!"