TRIO EVADES ALAMO CITY POLICE: Due to disguises and stolen license plates, Catman and his other two friends, aka "Bonnie & Clyde" have evaded San Antonio Police and are believed headed East on I-10. It is not known if they will stop in Houston, however, the San Antonio Hilton on the Riverwalk reported that Catman had made reservations at the Hilton in Galveston and the Hilton in College Station, home of Texas A&M University.(A&M for Athletics & Music). The license plates reported stolen are vanity plates that read "FLYBOY".

Police in Houston, Galveston, and College Station have erected road blocks and are checking everything with cathair on it. Dallas Police have also learned that Catman's birthday is 12/31, and that a huge birthday blowout is planned. No one can determine Catman's exact age as he has had 5 lives so far and expects to exceed the normal 9 lives of his pseudonym. Police think that at least 3 of the lives have something to do with the women's underwear found in his suitcase.

Mug shots of Catman have been posted in all US Post Offices, however, since Catman has never been clawprinted, the Mug Shot turns out to be a full length picture of him in his favorite Hawaiian shirt. By examining the esthetics in the background of the photo, the picture was taken while Catman was directing traffic at a New Jersey jughandle turn.

With every day that goes by, the Police get more frustrated at Catman's evasive techniques. Infact, so frustrated that the Police have contacted the Texas Rangers about joining in for the apprehension of the infamous Catman. More on this story as accurate data becomes available. ###