TRAUMATIC TRIO HEAD SOUTH: After a brief stop at Bubba's Barbeque in Elgin, Texas, the traumatic trio was overheard saying that they would head south to San Antonio. The Alamo City Police have been alerted to be on the lookout for the customized extended cab pickup truck with vanity license plates "MEOW II". Meanwhile, the Dallas Police have managed to pry open the luggage that allegedly belongs to Catman. It is believed that there is considerable unrest in the cab of the pickup because Catman has no clean clothes or deodorant. Police suspect that Catman will stop at the nearest WalMart to purchase some deodorant, cowboy-cut jeans and boots. They think the fugitive with the claws and jeweled collar will use the American Express card because he gets double membership reward points.

In San Antonio, the Police have placed undercover informants around the Alamo, along the Riverwalk and in El Mercado to try and apprehend the infamous, feline addicted Catman. The Police have also discovered that there are 12 outstanding warrants against Catman for jaywalking.

Back in Dallas, the Police have examined the contents of Catman's luggage and, in addition to the worn and tattered Hawaiian shirt, there are "roach-toe" cowboy boots, a fitted western shirt and a 3" wide belt with the biggest belt buckle they have ever seen. The back of the belt buckle is engraved "If found please email to [email protected], no postage required". In addition to the aforementioned items, Police found an empty carton of Ben & Jerry's ice cream, a $5 chip from the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, some cathair, and numerous unmentionable pieces of women's underwear. The Police were intrigued.

San Antonio Police and the Bexar County Sheriff's Office are on alert to apprehend the traumatic trio and return them to Dallas. It is believed by the Police that the trio will try to evade them with disguises and maybe even by stealing less ominous license plates. The Placio del Rio Hotel has offered their most luxurious suite to Catman, but said he had opted not to accept the offer so that he could stay at the Hilton and get HHonors points. the Hilton also said that they had been asked by Catman to make reservations at two unnamed cities in Texas.