AUSTIN POLICE SPOT CATMAN: Thanks to an APB from the Dallas Police, the Austin Police have spotted Catman and two other unidentified people, one may use "Steve" as a moniker, leaving Scholz"s Beer Garden and headed east on Highway 290. The underage waitress, a UT Freshman, said the trio sampled 3 types of Swiss Beer; Ittinger Klosterbrau, Speiss Edelhell, and Hopfenperle. She indicated the one with claws and a jeweled collar was in a drunken stupor and wanted Blue Bell ice cream after a half mug of Ittinger Klosterbrau. He also wanted the waitress to accompany them on a journey through Texas. As an incentive, the waitress was offered a First Class roundtrip to Hawaii in November, 1999. The waitress declined, citing a fear of flying.

It is believed that the mad trio is planning a side trip to Texas A&M University to visit one of the nations most prestigious veterinary schools. The waitress at Scholz's reported that Catman wanted to find out why his cats lick their private parts. She mentioned that the Aggies knew the answer and that she knew that Yaz and Eddie licked them "because they can". Catman was intrigued. More reports are expected as detailed information becomes available. ###