DALLAS POLICE STILL HAVE HAWAIIAN SHIRT: In a follow-up to yesterday's headlines, the Dallas Police are still searching for a 6'2", male with long claws and a jeweled collar. They want to return the luggage of a person identified as Catman. Apparently, the luggage is stored at Polce Headquarters and has created quite a distraction with a Hawaiian shirt that is partially hanging out of the closed and locked bag.

Police had reports that Catman and two accomplices were headed south on I-35 toward Austin and San Antonio. One waitress at the Texas Independent Truckers Service in Waco, Texas indicated that the trio had stopped there for some scrambled eggs and barbeque. After they consumed the eggs and barbeque, they all left with a waffle cone of Blue Bell Cookies 'n Cream Ice Cream. It is believed that the person described as Catman had no napkin with his ice cream. Police in Austin have been notified to be on the lookout for this mad trio and especially for the one described as Catman. The three people are expected to stop at Scholtz's Beer Garden for refreshments and a chicken fried steak with cream gravy. Police are sure the three will not visit the LBJ Library, as they cannot read. More on this bizarre story when details are available. ###