According to the TEXAS Border Patrol an all points bulletin is out regarding the presence of a gent, calling himself Catman, in the free State of Texas. A spokesman for the Border Patrol reported that a person armed with sharp claws and a jeweled collar presented his passport upon arrival at DFW. A source close to security at DFW says that this person, Catman, complained vehemently about not getting an upgrade and also something about lost luggage containing an old Hawaiian shirt. Catman was last reported leaving DFW shouting, "I HAVE TO HAVE SOME BLUE BELL ICE CREAM NOW", with 2 accomplices in a customized extended cab pickup truck with vanity license plates reading "MEOW II".

One witness at the North Toll Plaza of DFW said that the pickup truck approached at a high rate of speed and tossed a $2 bill at the toll-taker just before breaking the toll gate. Dallas Police are on the lookout for this pickup truck which headed East on
I-635, toward Farmer's Branch. It is believed that the occupants of the pickup are looking for a convenience store that sells Blue Bell Ice Cream, Samuel Adams beer, and Pepsi. Anyone seeing this trio of mad people should contact the Dallas Police immediately so that the old, worn, tattered and smelly Hawaiian shirt can be returned.