he wasn't - if you had seen the smiley above, or known him, from his posts, you'd know that he was joking.

Can anyone actually point out a weblink that might lead me to figure out what to do with these burgers, like giving to charity or selling on? Aww bugger it actually - I couldn't be bothered, what with getting married in 4 weeks - no time to be carrying around shopping bags of 'beef' on the tube after work to some ex-drug addicts.