Despite the fact that I had no desire to try the horseshoe sandwich, I was unsuccessful in asking people in Springfield to reveal to me which place is recommended to try the horseshoe sandwich. The responses I received was either that the place did not matter, or each place does it differently, that they had no preference, or that they simply did not know.

It appears as though it is now your job to sample several different places in Springfield and report here which place makes the best horseshoe sandwich, Sweet Willie.

It is a tough assignment, but I am certain that you won’t mind...