This weekend, me and the two baby girl albatrosses are going on a road trip.

With $99 OTP rates throughout New England, I figure that free breakfast and $50 United coupon, coupled with $100 bonus bucks will make this a free road trip. With swimming pools for my girls and cool local attractions.

Now I am scared by these weekend stories.

So, here is what I will do. I will assert each thing I want to the desk staff, such as my coupons on check in and the platinum gift (of course the ice cream with my kids!!!).

I hope I am pleasantly surprised, and I will report back here.