Dear FlyerTalk Member

My name is Fraud-u-lent Skam-ster and I thank the Almighty for bringing your name to my attention. My husband recently passed away and left me 10 million mobile telephones which I urgently need to get out of the country and back to Lagos without the government knowing. They have been desperately searching for my secret telephone supply and I must quickly remove them to a place of safety before they realise where my secret telephones are.

In the name of s/he who is merciful and all-powerful, I implore you to assist me in my endeavour. I can offer you very favourable terms including 25% of all telephones plus the total of 1 million BA miles deposited into your numbered BAEC account direct on completion of this transaction.

Please contact me on my confidential eMail address if you feel you can help me with my divine mission. You simply need to give up your baggage allowance for any Lagos flight.

With thanks to the all-knowing deity who guided me to you, and with one final plea. I beg you to help me. Help me Obi Wonky Knobby. You are my only hope.