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Old Jul 26, 2005 | 11:16 am
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Originally Posted by Mikey likes it
This reminds me, as so many things do, of a Seinfeld episode. From season 5. Jerry is dating a Native American woman and is trying to recover from giving Elaine a cigar store indian in front of her. They're on the first date since the gift:

JERRY: You like Chinese food, 'cos I once went to a great Szechwan restaurant in this neighbourhood. I don't remember the exact address... (he spots a mailman crouched emptying a box) Uh, excuse me, you must know where the Chinese restaurant is around here.

The mailman stands, turns and is revealed as Chinese. He takes offence.

MAILMAN: Why must I know? Because I'm Chinese? You think I know where all the Chinese restaurants are? (adopts hackneyed Chinese accent) Oh, ask honolable Chinaman for rocation of lestaulant.

JERRY: I asked because you were the mailman, you would know the neighbourhood.

MAILMAN: Oh, hello American Joe. Which way to hamburger, hotdog stand? (storms away)

Later in the episode, Jerry tells George of the incident:

JERRY: You know, I don't get it. Not allowed to ask a Chinese person where the Chinese restaurant is! I mean, aren't we all getting a little too sensitive? I mean, someone asks me which way's Israel, I don't fly off the handle.
There is nothing like well written comedy to bring out the stupidity of the reality it mocks. ^
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