Originally Posted by CApreppie
And you can enjoy all the fun of a US Customs approved full cavity search.

Probably correct, but it really is absolutely none of their @#!*& business where we went or what we did when we're out of the country and I resent the fact that they're even allowed to ask. My all-time favorite question is "And which hotel did you stay at in XXX?", and the guy mispronounces XXX. Yeah, if you can't even pronounce it, buddy, I'm sure you're intimately familiar with all the hotels there.