Always Listen To The Hotel Clerk

One day, a man decides to check into a hotel. He walks up to the
guy at the desk and says, "Excuse me, but I'd like to have a room
for tonight." The desk guy said, "OK, but you have to remember
NOT TO OPEN THE REFRIGERATOR AFTER MIDNIGHT!"

So the man says, "OK, I can do that," and goes up to his room.

At 1:00 in the morning, the guy got a craving for a snack, so he
got some Corn Flakes from his suitcase and opened the fridge for
some milk. CHOMP!!! A green, hairy hand pulled him into the
fridge where he was devoured by a drooling monster.

The next day, a woman comes in. "I'd like a room for tonight,"
she says, and again the guy at the desk warns her about the
refrigerator. "Fine," she said, and went up to her room.

At 2:00 in the morning, she woke up and felt a need for a
midnight snack, so she grabbed some Corn Flakes and opened the
refrigerator for some milk. CHOMP!!! she met the same grisly fate
as the man the day before.

So a week later, a short, bald guy came in and asked for a room.
The guy at the desk warned him, too, "Don't open the fridge after
midnight!" "Whatever," he said, and went up to his room.

At 3:30 in the morning, the guy felt the need to get something to
eat, so he pulled some Cheerios out of his bag and went to the
fridge for some milk. CHOMP!!! and he was eaten by the same
disgusting creature as the other two people.

What is the moral of this story?

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Two out of three prefer corn flakes.

(groans expected!)