The Lion Tamers

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people
show up. One is a good looking lad in his mid-twenties and the
other is a gorgeous blonde about the same age.

The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it --
this is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you guys
better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment: chair,
whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"

The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the
whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion
starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About half way
there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked
body.

The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her
and starts licking her ankles. He continues to lick her calves,
kisses them and rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He says, "I've never
seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the young
man and asks, "Can you top that?"

The young man replies. "No problem, just get that lion out of the
way."