Answer This And You May Enter Heaven

It was getting rather crowded in heaven so St. Peter decided to
be more careful about who he let into heaven. A teacher came up
to St. Peter and so he decided to ask her a question and if she
got it right he would let her into heaven. So he asks her, "What
was the famous ship that sunk that they just made a hit movie
about?"

The teacher quickly replied "The Titanic" and entered heaven.

The next person was a business man. So St. Peter asked him, "How
many people died when the Titanic sunk?"

Luckily, the man had just seen the movie so he answered, "5,000."
St. Peter let him into heaven.

A lawyer then walked up to St. Peter and he figured that he would
easily get into heaven 'cause all the other questions were pretty
easy. St. Peter turned to the lawyer and said, "Name them."