1 -- e. Though I've heard it (often!), I find it amusing to breifly scan the rest of the passengers to see who's listening. I'll watch though -- if it's the first time I've flown that particular airline (typically a foreign flag carrier).

2 -- e. I've never heard them say this either, but I typically check one bag and keep my briefcase beneath the seat in front of me.

3 -- b. I usually unfasten as the plane nears the gate. However, I usually remain in my seat and calmly wait for everyone to spill out into the aisles and fight for position. Then, I usually raise the armrest (where possible) and sit relaxed until the passengers in front of me have cleared the aisles.

[This message has been edited by ORD12 (edited 02-14-2001).]