1) During the emergency briefing, do you:
(d) while doing (b) but reading a book and never blocking someone's view. Although if it is my 1st time flying an international carrier I enjoy watching how they put together the safty video. Air India has an Indian gentleman dubbed with a British accent and it cracks me up.

2) During boarding, when they ask you to stow roller-bags handle side out, do you:
(b) but I do not travel internationaly with a rollaboard.

3) After landing, when they ask you to remain seated with seatbelt fastened, do you:
(a) always! And then I get up, grab my bag, and politly let the rows in front of me deplane, pissing off the people that performed (d). The guy that acted out (d) and was a few rows ahead of me ends up being only one or two passengers ahead of me in the immigration line.