1) During the emergency briefing, do you:
d) figure, "i've heard it, so I'll just tune out"
-- when I was a child, I used to recite the script since I flew NW so often

2) During boarding, when they ask you to stow roller-bags handle side out, do you:
???? Never heard this one before

3) After landing, when they ask you to remain seated with seatbelt fastened, do you:
a) follow directions until the "ding"