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Originally Posted by SkeptiCallie
I shan't bore you with how I dealt with it, but that was the worst that I can remember in longer than I care to remember.
PGPlease reconsider and tell us. Can't wait to hear it! ^
Same here - in the meantime I'm reminiscing over the ordering habits of Robert Dupea (Jack Nicholson) in
Five Easy Pieces:
http://www.filmsite.org/five.html
Dupea: I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee, and wheat toast.
Waitress: (She points to the menu) No substitutions.
Dupea: What do you mean? You don't have any tomatoes?
Waitress: Only what's on the menu. You can have a number two - a plain omelette. It comes with cottage fries and rolls.