When my wife once returned home in tears after enduring a flight with a solicitant flight attendant, apparently, she had flown with the infamous “Bible Bob,” a crewmember who used religion and the Bible as his weapons.

Towards the end of the flight he approached me in the galley. “James, what’s your story? Are you going to heaven or hell?” he demanded.

I took a deep breath and then let loose. “Listen here, I’ve heard of you and your God-fearing antics. My wife came home in tears because of you. You unload all of your insecurities on people, steal their energy, and call it God’s work. You are pure evil and should mind your own business when it comes to religion. You’re the reason people turn away from, instead of embrace, God! That…is my story!”