Originally Posted by powerlifter
I was flying out of MUC on UA in May when I was in a bussiness class seat. A well dressed lady stuck her bording card in my face as I was drinking the sparkling wine. She says "your in my seat get your A** outand go sit in the back where you belong." She then ask to see my bording pass. I state that I do not have it. She then states to her friend that " I told you here is here to soak up the free booze. I stated I did not have it because it was hanging with my coat in the closet. I stated that the FA would solve this problem. I know that it was a double booking problem. The FA asked for our BP and I stated that it was with my coat. The FA must have heard her rants about me soaking up the booze remark. She came with my coat and stated Mr. Powerlifter would you come with me, I have a seat for you in first class, and I will hang your coat up for you. I stated you may have your seat back, and procedded to first class. Maybe if she kept her mouth shut and acted more like a lady se would have been in first class.

Classic ^
Should've said to her 'who's sitting nearer the bag now luv?'