SPIDER - "Infants are NOT full fare paying passengers, so why should they spoil the trip for everyone else" WOW, I DID NOT REALISE THAT INFANTS CAN GET CREDIT CARDS NOWADAYS IN ORDER TO BE ABLE TO BE FULL FARE PAYING PASSENGERS.
I seriously object to any noise which interrupts my sleep. ANY NOISE HUH, DO YOU HAVE A DIRECT LINE TO GOD WHEN THE THUNDER CLAPS SHAKE THE PLANE OR WHEN SOMEONE FLUSHES THE TOILET EVERY 15 MINUTES, OR THE INTERCOM TELLS EVERYONE TO FASTEN THEIR SEAT BELTS IN THE TURBULENCE ? GEE YOU MUST BE A REAL FUN PERSON TO BE AROUND AND A DEDICATED PARENT
Noisy kids should remain in coach , HEY MAKE A SUGGESTION TO THE AIRLINE THAT THEY SHOULD BUILD A TRAVELLING NURSERY IN COACH OR TOW A KIDDIE TRAILERGLIDER
as they have nothing to do in business (IT'S USUALLY WHERE MOMMIE'S MILK SUPPLY IS(unless they are a business accessory) HEY THAT’S A NEW NAME TO BE ADDED TO THE OXFORD DICTIONARY UNDER ‘INFANT, AKA BUSINESS ACCESSORY”
nor in 1st HEY, WHAT WAS THAT US AIRLINE THAT CARRIED A PET PIG IN FIRST A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO ?.
However, I do not blame the kids but rather their parents who should have more respect for their fellow premium travelers. ACTUALLY THE INFANTS’ VOCABULARY DOES NOT EXTEND TO FETCH ME A DOUBLE BREAST MILK OR CAN YOU CHANGE MY UNDIES, SO THEY CRY WHEN THEY ARE HUNGRY AND WHEN THEY ARE WET. I AM SURE YOU WOULD HAPPILY SIT THERE WHEN YOU JUST TOOK A DUMP IN YOUR PANTS BEING THE OBVIOUSLY CONSIDERATE PERSON YOU ARE .
Bringing a noisy infant into a premium cabin just shows arrogance and disrespect since most passengers there travel on business (YOU PRESUME TOO MUCH) and need to be well rested for their upcoming trade meetings (I GUESS YOU WORK FOR MOTHERCARE, HUH ?).
HOW ABOUT THIS- SUGGEST TO THE AIRLINE THAT THEY
-ADVISE THE PARENTS TO TAKE THE TRAIN
-SEND THE KID BY FEDEX TO BE HANDED OVER AT THE ARRIVAL GATE
-SEDATE THE KID AND SEND IT IN THE HOLD WITH THE CANINES AND PETS
KINDA REMINDS ME OF A GUY I KNEW MANY YEARS AGO, A PERSON OF SUCH IMPORTANCE THAT HE REFUSED TO ALLOW HIS CHAUFFEUR TO TRAVEL IN HIS LIMO WITH HIM