Well, it's perfect--there's a Scottish folksong whose title is

"A Gordon For Me"

The refrain goes...

A Gordon for me, a Gordon for me,
If you're no' a Gordon, you're nae use to me,
The Black Watch are braw, the Seaforths an' a',
But the cocky wee Gordon's the pride o' them a'.

Works perfectly with all the new service to Scotland, no?

..presumably the tartan would not be traditional Gordon but instead a nice blue and gold carpet...


Of course, now that we're in the era of Larry, the only song I can think of with "Larry" in the title is the theme song to the really bad 70's TV show "Hello, Larry", if anyone other than me remembers the show McLean Stevenson did after M*A*S*H.