Ugh, RDU.

I've flown out there many times. Not only are the ticket agents pretty incompetent, the airport is constantly filled with morons who (a) are utterly terrified of self-check in kiosks, (b) are clueless as to how to move through an airport, and (c) just generally make me glad that I get to fly away from there for a while.

Ah, the south.