What? and go thru the BS with CSRs & TSA? Hassles with boarding experiments, bin-space, oversize seatmates, and poopy chow?
NoSireeBob -- John Travolta has the right idea -- a private 707 and (currently, I think) Gulfstream at the back door. ^ Do It Yourself - go when YOU want - Seat 1 guaranteed.
But it's a lot of work; fewer headaches to just have a charter outfit on hot standby -- I'm thinking maybe HootersAir
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