UPDATED: Airlines Names..The real meaning
I have gone through all the responses and updated the main list accordingly. I plan to do this regularly, so please continute posting !
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AA (American)
Always Awful
A Miracle Everyone Riding Is Currently Alive Now
America West
America Worst
PIA (Pakistan International Airline)
Please Inform Allah
AI (Air India)
Allah Informed
Airplanes In Repo In Nepal, Delay Inevitable Anyway
An Interesting Ride, I'll Not Do It Again
Air Canada
Air Can’t Uh Dah
Air France
Air Chance
Air Frogs
Allegany Airlines (US Air, now US Airways)
Agony Airlines
ALITALIA
Airplane Landed in Tokyo and Luggage in Amsterdam
Air Line In Tokyo And Luggage In Amsterdam
A Little Italian Tradition And Lotsa Italian Attitude
ANA (All Nippon Airways)
Airplane Never Arrives
ATA (American Trans Air)
Always Take Another
ASA (Atlantic Southeast Airlines, A Delta Connection Carrier)
Always Stuck in Atlanta
Another Small Aircraft
ALITALIA
Always Late In Take-Off Always Late In Arrival
BA (British Airways)
Bloody Awful
Beastly Actually
BWIA (British West Indies Airlines)
Better Walk If Able
But Will I Arrive?
Britain's Worst Investment Abroad
Bound to Wait In the Airport, Baggage Wandering In Africa.
CAAC (Air China)
Chinese Airlines Always Crash
ComAir
Cause our Mainline Airline is Regionalized
CPA (Cathay Pacific Airways)
Can Potentially Arrive
Delta (Delta Airlines)
Doesn't Even Leave The Airport
Don't Even Let Them Aboard
Didn't Expect to Land There Anyway
Don't Expect Luggage to Arrive
Departing Even Later Than Anticipated
Departures Extra Late, Tardy Arrivals
Danged Enhancements Leave Travelers Angry
Diverts Errant Luggage To Atlanta
Hell-ta Airlines
EL AL (Israel)
Every Landing Always Late
Emirates (Dubai)
English Managed, Indian Run, A Thousand Ex-pats Suffering
GARUDA (Indonesia)
Good And Reliable.........Under Dutch Administration
Icelandic Airlines - Loftleidir
I'm Always Late
Icelandair
"If you have time to spare, fly Icelandair"
JAL (Japan Air Lines)
Jumping At Last
KLM
Kill Lots of Men (A phrase that was created after the collision with Pan Am at Tenerife, Canary Islands)
KAL (Korean Air)
Keep Away Loss
LIAT (Caribbean)
Leave Island Any Time
LOT (Polish Airlines)
Lots Of Trouble
Northwest
Nobody Out Ranks This Horrid, Worthless, Exceptionally Shoddy Transport
NorthWorst
Olympic (Greece)
Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash
PAL (Philippine Airlines)
Plane Always Late
PIA (Pakistan International Airline)
Please Inform Allah
QANTAS (Australia)
Quick And Nasty Transportation, Australian Style
Queasy And Nauseated, Tired And Sick
RYANAIR
Running Your Ailing National Airline Into Receivership
SABENA
Such A Bad Experience, Never Again
SAHSA (Servicio Aereo de Honduras SA)
Stay At Home, Stay Alive
SAS (Scandinavian Airlines System)
Sex After Sandwiches
Sex and Satisfaction
Same As Sabena
SIA (Singapore International Airlines)
Sex In the Air
SWISS
So What, Its Still Swissair
Swissair
Swiss Women in Short Skirts Are Indeed Rare
TACA (Central American airline)
Take A Chance Airways
Take A Coffin Along
TAP (Portugal)
Take A Parachute
Take Another Plane
THY (Turkish Airlines)
They Hate You
TWA (Trans World Airlines)
Theives, Whores & Alcoholics
The Worst Airline
Tomorrow's Widebody Accident
Travel Without Arrival. Thousands Waiting in Airports
That Was Accidental
Terrorists Welcome Aboard (Flight 840 hijacked twice)
Ten Wobbly Airplanes
Try Walking Across
UA / United
Uncomfortable Always
Usually Not Inclined To Eliminate Disasters
Untidy
US Air (US Airways)
Unfortunately Still Allegheny In Reality (used to be Allegheny Airlines)
Underwater Seats Available In Rear
US Scareways
UTA (French Airlines)
Unlikely To Arrive