Hey Pork Chop ... remember me?

Boy things are looking a little differently now, huh? I remember when you and your Little Pig friends were the toast of the town. Man, you guys could go anywhere. But look at you now, getting banned from first class for life. Tsk, tsk.

Me, on the other hand, well used to be everyone hated me because they thought I was after you little pigs and that chick in the red hood. Well, things have changed, Hamlet. I now enjoy the ultimate status - I am protected in various parts of the west. I now travel free - always upgraded, of course - and, what's more, they want me to reproduce like crazy. Ahh, it's a great time to be a wolf.

Anyway, my Succulent Swine, just to show there's no hard feelings, I'd love to join you on your flight and treat you to an upgrade. No one will say no if you're with me. Trust me, you'll be consumed by it all.

So what do you say, pal? Meet me at the gate? I'll be the one in the fine sheep's wool suit.

Your friend,

Big B.