Where's that blushing icon?
Chin up Gaza, best of British and all that. You're heading to bits of the Empire and it's imperative that you maintain the style for which we Brits have become well known (I'm talking from years ago with the bowler hats and the like rather than bacon, eggs and beer in Costa del Chav).
Your reports are making great reading and I'm sure you'll sort the baggage issues out one way or another. If the worst comes to the worst you can buy almost anything you want in NZ - complete with All Black branding!