Pucci Doll, your missive begs a reply...
I understand that at your age, and having been married for so long, one might require some extracurricular stimulation, but from what I gather there are a great deal racier episodes to be recounted by BA Board posters than I, or even the Karma Sutra, could ever relate. Maybe HI has read of the same, accounting for his poor ocular performance.
Haven't had an 18" neck since a boy (in the circus). Don't listen to the gossip - but you know that already, PG...
Well, many thanks for the
bon mots. You can be sure all here love you more! XXXXX :-:
Originally Posted by PUCCI GALORE
...I am also reliably informed that you have re-written the Kama Sutra and that all those who participate on this Forum will be invited to a personal signed copy. May I have one please, and a Big Type on for Him Indoors as I am not letting him wear his glasses as they cost a bloody fortune? Thanks but I digress...
... One cabin member will be assigned to sit at your feet and plat garlands for your neck. I undertand (from gossip on this Board) that your collar size is 18 so she will be busy!...
...And, said she talking sense for once. I imagine anybody in their right mind would enjoy your company
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