Originally Posted by Moderator2
As long as the humorous tint stays in the thread, there is no real harm here. Obviously at this point, the OP recognizes this "plan" will have a snowball's chance here on FT.
Play nice!
Thanks for keeping this open! This is (almost) as much fun as the "I charged $3,400 in expenses to my client for desktop support, was that wrong?" thread last week.