Anyone who finds out I'm a plaintiff's class action attorney and proceeds to tell me a long story about how they did something stupid, or stupidly invested in a stock with lousy fundamentals and lost 5 dollars and ends with the rhetorical question: "So that'd be a great case, right?"
Or says "So you chase ambulances, right."
Or (and ANY lawyer, doctor, dentist, or any person with any appreciable skills knows this) asks you for professional advice.
Or sitting next to any politician, of any ilk.
I second the carry-on comment.
People who wait until the aisle is completely clear in front of them for 40 feet before making any move to pack up their stuff, which they have strewn about their seating area, thus making everyone else wait for another 3 minutes.
Turbulence.
Weather or any other delays. Hell, why can't they just beam us there?
People who have INCREDIBLY LOUD cell phone conversations while sitting at the gate. invariably, these same people speak of something important they are doing, and then tell the person they are talking to, "I'm on a flight from ____ to _____/ Yeah, I guess! I really have to go now!"- Thus trying to make themselves seem important to a) the person they are talking to, and b) the people around them.
The idiot (5'10" 320)who, on a full flight, in coach sitting next to me, who told me (6'2", 245) "This just isn't going to work", after his elbow kept spilling over into my ribcage (I actually fit- barely in a coach seat). I then told him "I guess we'll both have to diet" to which he responded by glaring at me, pushing the call button and berating the FA for seating the two of us next to one another.
People who are obviously really sick and who sit next to me.
Yankee fans.
The segment of NW employees that have completed the "How to hate your customers and treat them like they killed your first-born child" course.
Drunk NW pilots.
Any passenger who makes obviously unwanted advances towards anyone else on the plane.
W.
[This message has been edited by BoSoxFan45 (edited 01-24-2001).]