Coca-Cola just announced some new flavors to remain competitive with Pepsi Cola:

• Coca-Cola made with Low Fructose Corn Syrup
• Coca-Cola made with Molasses
• Coca-Cola made with Honey
• Coca-Cola made with Salt
• Coca-Cola made with Garlic Powder
• Coca-Cola made with Cholula Hot Sauce
• Coca-Cola made with Extra Virgin Olive Oil and Balsamic Vinegar
• Coca-Cola made with Tuna Fish Remains and Whipped Cream
• Coca-Cola made with a choice of Mustard:
  • Delicatessen-style
  • Dijon
  • Plain Yellow Mustard
• Coca-Cola made with Pepper and Cilantro
• Coca-Cola made with Cinnamon

Actually, that last one did not sound so bad.

Of course, I am kidding — I was just testing you to see if you were still paying attention.

I wonder how the following flavors would taste...

• Cinnamon Coca-Cola
• Raspberry Coca-Cola
• Orange Coca-Cola
• Dulce de Leche Coca-Cola
• Butterscotch Coca-Cola.