To anyone who uses the new Gates (101-113) at Gatwick, by all means use the escalators to access the bridge. However, if you want to be insulted, just try the lift (elevator to our US / Canadian FTers) - we had to ride it two or three times before we could believe what we were hearing!

"Second Floor............BIT*H!!! (Female Canine - forum won't allow full word) .............Doors Opening"

Of course, it should be "Bridge", but it's good for a laugh until the British Apathy Authority realise why everyone's smirking and change the recording!!!

See You There!

(Rather like the Gatwick steward of a few years ago who used to greet his female passengers "Tickle yer ar5e with a feather, madam?" When challenged he would repeat, with a butter-not-melting expression of innocence "Particularly nice weather we're having!!!" )