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Old May 26, 2005 | 11:03 pm
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Annoyed passenger: I can't find a spot for this bag.

Annoyingly chipper FA: Oh well I'm sorry sir, but I'll have to gate check that.

Annoyed passenger: Why don't you check it up your ...!

Annoyingly chipper FA: Well if it would fit there, we wouldn't have to check it now would we? Where'd you say you were going, again? *cheesy grin*
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