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Old May 26, 2005 | 9:18 am
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ATC: Pan Am 1, descend to 3,000 ft on QNH 1019.
Pan AM 1: Could you give that to me in inches?
ATC: Pan Am 1, descend to 36,000 inches on QNH 1019
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Cessna 152: "Flight Level Three Thousand, Seven Hundred"
Controller: "Roger, contact Houston Space Center"
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Lost student pilot: "Unknown airport with Cessna 150 circling overhead, identify yourself."
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ROFLMAO!
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