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Old May 24, 2005 | 2:29 pm
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spotwelder
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
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My favourites

ALITALIA Always Late In Take-off And Late In Arrival

LUFTHANSA Let Us F(ondle?) The Hostess And Not Say Anything

And for the conspiricy theory folks about TWA 800 accident off Long Island: Totally Wet Airframe.

For aircraft types after ValueJet crash in the Everglades: Two crocs in conversation: Not McDonald Douglas burgers again.

TAP Take Another Plane

PIA Pray In Aisle

SAUDI shout and u die infadel

Garuda (no no no, the flying turkey. Not actually an acronym but just my general reaction).
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