"Salve! Classis proletarium frugalis est?! Hui.. Adsessum. Caesar si viveret, ad remum daresis. Die dulci fruere."

Have a great time in Hawaii. Try some spam sushi from a 7/11 store, think it would be better to have some type of room instead of a car for sleeping. I did Bed and breakfast once on 3 of the islands - very nice why don't you see what might be available on the North Shore.

Forgot almost all of my high school Latin - can you give us a translation?