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Old May 22, 2005 | 3:38 pm
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had this one last time on DL PHL-ATL

here is captain speaking. one good and one bad news: good news: we've arrived 30min prior to scheduled arrival time. bad news: someone stole our arrival gate so we have to wait 30min on the tarmac. thanks for flying delta
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