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Old May 22, 2005 | 1:26 pm
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tazi
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Those are funny but missing a few of my favorites:


"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover but there are only two ways out of this aircraft."

"In case this flight becomes a cruise, your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device."
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