Originally Posted by AA2070

If I ran an airline:

I don't care if you're elderly or newborn, just don't bother anyone else. Why does being old buy you special status anyway? Congratulations on your remarkable feat of not dying for the last 65 years... now you get half price everything and free coffee. And don't worry, nobody trying to get off the plane behind you is the least bit upset that you move slower than frozen pancake syrup - you're old, it's apparently okay.