OK, CameraGuy,

I have your kit and it's for sale. 10 Ashford.com certificates, 24 PC passes, automatic elevation to Hyatt Diamond forever, Starwood free Fridays for life, and HHonors lifetime upgrades from the outhouse to the penthouse.

And, mws,

Cathy (Mrs. Old Gold) is quite charming herself. Much too classy for the suave Old Gold.

And, if I might say, Mrs. mws is much too pretty for an ugly guy like you.